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The E.D. drug Viagra turned 30 today . . . So here are the The Top Viagra Fun (non) Facts.
- The female version of it is called a “Porsche.”
- It’s considered a performance-enhancing drug . . . if you’re a porn star.
- A lot of people don’t report their four-hour erections, because they’re too busy dancing with joy.
- Since its invention, headaches in housewives jumped by 8,000%.
- Make sure you keep it in a separate container from your Tic-Tacs or get ready for awkwardness at church.
- If you wear socks with sandals, don’t waste your money. You’re not gonna need it.
- Viagra can improve your memory. Which is weird since many guys taking it quickly forget their wedding vows.
- (CAREFUL) It treats altitude sickness. Like when you’re “sick” of your penis not gaining “altitude.”
- For the good of the nation, Ron Jeremy is banned from using it.
- It has reduced the embarrassment of men during sexual encounters, but increased the embarrassment of men watching commercials during NFL games.
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- One of the side effects is hearing loss. If you’re married, one of the benefits is also hearing loss.
- Side effects of finding it in your mom and dad’s medicine cabinet may include throwing up a little bit in your mouth.
- (CAREFUL) If your erection lasts more than four hours, doctors recommend you look at photos of Kathy Griffin.
- It’s Bill Cosby’s SECOND favorite kind of pill.
- If you take it while watching Shark Week with a porn star, you too could be the subject of a “60 Minutes” piece!
- If you dissolved a Viagra pill in water and drank it . . . you could get a stiff upper lip.
- Its use has helped save endangered species. And endangered marriages.
- If the dog gets into your supply, immediately tarp your leg.
(From Wise Brother Media/ The Complete Sheet)
-Queen Indy Bee (@Queenindybee)
