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The E.D. drug Viagra turned 30 today . . . So here are the The Top Viagra Fun (non) Facts.

  1. The female version of it is called a “Porsche.”
  2. It’s considered a performance-enhancing drug . . . if you’re a porn star.
  3. A lot of people don’t report their four-hour erections, because they’re too busy dancing with joy.
  4. Since its invention, headaches in housewives jumped by 8,000%.
  5. Make sure you keep it in a separate container from your Tic-Tacs or get ready for awkwardness at church.
  6. If you wear socks with sandals, don’t waste your money.  You’re not gonna need it.
  7. Viagra can improve your memory.  Which is weird since many guys taking it quickly forget their wedding vows.
  8. (CAREFUL) It treats altitude sickness.  Like when you’re “sick” of your penis not gaining “altitude.”
  9. For the good of the nation, Ron Jeremy is banned from using it.
  10. It has reduced the embarrassment of men during sexual encounters, but increased the embarrassment of men watching commercials during NFL games.

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  1. One of the side effects is hearing loss.  If you’re married, one of the benefits is also hearing loss.
  2. Side effects of finding it in your mom and dad’s medicine cabinet may include throwing up a little bit in your mouth.
  3. (CAREFUL) If your erection lasts more than four hours, doctors recommend you look at photos of Kathy Griffin.
  4. It’s Bill Cosby’s SECOND favorite kind of pill.
  5. If you take it while watching Shark Week with a porn star, you too could be the subject of a “60 Minutes” piece!
  6. If you dissolved a Viagra pill in water and drank it . . . you could get a stiff upper lip.
  7. Its use has helped save endangered species.  And endangered marriages.
  8. If the dog gets into your supply, immediately tarp your leg.

(From Wise Brother Media/ The Complete Sheet)

 

-Queen Indy Bee (@Queenindybee)

 

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